Marton Furness by Charles Robert Twigg

They scored 1 goal. We scored 11. They get 0 points. We get 3. They had a man red carded. We did not. Middlesbrough is in North Yorkshire (who knew). I scored a hat-trick rivalling (if not besting) Luis Suarez vs Norwich. Nick and Rick scored 3 each. None were as good as my worst one. I don’t like to brag. Pinder scored 2 (poor effort). Beers were drunk. Fun was had. Rick thinks Indonesia is a continent. DJ Luck &MC Neat “With a Little Bit of Luck” is a good song. I still don’t know the difference between Northumbria and Northumberland. Grant won MOTM. I won DOTD. Unjustly.